The story so far (I tried my best to make full sentences out of it, so I took a few liberties):
She smelt rune while she ate cabbage with one smelly turnip. Then, the guard attacked the noob, and then Jesus suddenly was going to go kill the guard at Varrock because he wanted a cupcake party with Santa Claus. Now, princess and her car jump roped for the Dagger of Space Balls [which] began interfering with my authentic pony - and cat slapped dog with something that hard like ["my pen15"] and said "I smacked the dog with tahnycakes taco and that and then muffins,". While he thought the girl was horny so they sucked a lot of grapes that were homosexual, so gaystrings killed some goblins with - abused turnips smell BEASTIALITY in SHIT flavored
We need to get this published.
Continuing the thread:
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