>today is the school trip to the lake
>i bring with me my copy of omar's autobiography and my spinning dragon plate
>kids on the bus mock me and my love for omar
>"omar is gay"
>they haven't let the light of omar into their hearts and anuses
>we get to the lake and i take a walk down a path
>by the lake, pray to omar
>black overhears me and laughs
>"omar is gey"
>black takes spinning plate from me and crushes it
>"i will destroy omar"
>i get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious plate
>black chuckles heartily
>the smell of monthly updates fills the surrounding air
>a naked enraged omar bursts from the clearing
>black runs away but it is futile
>omar with the force of a thousand tztok-jads thrusts his rune scimmy forward
>impales black
>blood paints the foliage
>before i could thank the omarlord the silence is broken by the screams of muse
>muse tries to run away as omar chases after him
>"where do ya think ur goin bby?"
>omar grabs muse and was about to permaban him from existence but he sees charles to his right
>charles is frozen in fear
>omar runs over towards charles and knocks him onto his stomach
>omar uses his mighty developer tools to program a hole in the back of charles and proceeds to put muse inside
>omar patches charles up and then inserts himself into charles' internal issue system
>omar updates and buttrapes charles but is also mouthraping muse at the same time
>i can hear muse's screams inside charles
>omar lets out a mighty roar as he empties himself into charles
>charles swells up and bursts open to reveal the steaming carcass of muse covered in copious amounts of omar's bug fixes
>omar crumbles carcass into a ball and throws it into the lake
>the teacher runs up screaming
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
>"no need 2 omar-react"
>the teacher tries to escape as omar then swings his banhammer crushing the teacher's skeleton
>TO DO: INSERT OMAR RAPE DIALOGUE HERE.
>"...i-is it omar now?"
>"nawt yet"
>omar casts entangle and knocks me down to my hands and knees
>i am ready to pleasure omar
>omar tears my server wide open and i feel the glorious pain as his dev tools penetrate through my coding and out of my mouth
>i pass out from the strain on my anus
>wake up later
>mouth and ass are covered in RuneRebels Andromeda version 2.5
>i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home
>finally get home
>mom asks what happened
>"omar is love" i say "omar is life"