Well, we could derail this post! Here, let me start!
I screwed a unicorn, for real! She turned me in to a flipping horse, so I screwed her back! We had lots of children afterwards, she came to me so many times after that, and lo and behold I actually unconsciously let her have a lot of children with me, to put 11 unicorns right here in the states! Well, and other parts of the world. Over lust, probably.....Who knows?
There, derailed.