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« on: May 24, 2013, 11:00:59 am »
I just killed a Pineapple and it was delicious.

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Re: Murderer
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2013, 11:06:28 am »
Once I drained the life out of a pineapple with my bare hands. The pineapple attacked first, but I still have nightmares.  :'(

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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2013, 12:35:42 pm »
You think that's funny? Yeah, you're cool, I've killed thousands of apples, bananas, pineapples, mangos, whatever you can think of it, it was in the Vietnam war, I still have nightmares about it. I haven't been the same since I left Vietnam. Every time I close my eyes, I see Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. I remember the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. I shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes I still hear Tex's slow southern drawl. I remember the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... I knows that. It's--it's just that I forget sometimes. And sometimes the way that those fruits look at me... it makes me think. Sets me on edge. And I feels like I'm still back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. I never killed a pineapple again, or any other fruit since that day. So don't fucking complain you bastards, I've got some problems too.
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Re: Murderer
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2013, 01:51:14 pm »
Pineapple, brings me back to the days of Wizardry 7: Crusaders of the Dark Savant.  Some sort of experimental weapon.  Blew up a nesting ground it did, though, is a waste in battle as all it does is cast one nuclear blast and wastes the storyline plot of using the pineapple properly.  The name of this pineapple?  The Thermal Pineapple.

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Re: Murderer
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2013, 02:31:19 pm »
This is why SpongeBob lives under the sea...
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Re: Murderer
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2013, 08:50:24 pm »
I just killed a Pineapple and it was delicious.

So I did a quick Google search on the death of pineapples and look what I found..
or click here.

edit: turns out he has more videos like these, but with different fruits.  ???
edit: watch the video until the end, and listen very carefully to the noises.

wut

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Re: Murderer
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2013, 08:53:33 pm »
I just killed a Pineapple and it was delicious.

So I did a quick Google search on the death of pineapples and look what I found..
or click here.

edit: turns out he has more videos like these, but with different fruits.  ???
edit: watch the video until the end, and listen very carefully to the noises.

wut

Mmmmmmmm... that was hot.
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Re: Murderer
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2013, 08:55:46 pm »
I just killed a Pineapple and it was delicious.

So I did a quick Google search on the death of pineapples and look what I found..
or click here.

edit: turns out he has more videos like these, but with different fruits.  ???
edit: watch the video until the end, and listen very carefully to the noises.

wut

Mmmmmmmm... that was hot.

So are the rest of his videos..


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Re: Murderer
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2013, 09:04:10 pm »
I just killed a Pineapple and it was delicious.

So I did a quick Google search on the death of pineapples and look what I found..
or click here.

edit: turns out he has more videos like these, but with different fruits.  ???
edit: watch the video until the end, and listen very carefully to the noises.

wut

Mmmmmmmm... that was hot.

So are the rest of his videos..

I'm totally inviting him to my birthday parties.
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Re: Murderer
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2013, 09:05:03 pm »
I just killed a Pineapple and it was delicious.

So I did a quick Google search on the death of pineapples and look what I found..
or click here.

edit: turns out he has more videos like these, but with different fruits.  ???
edit: watch the video until the end, and listen very carefully to the noises.

wut

Mmmmmmmm... that was hot.

So are the rest of his videos..

What in the actual mother fuck.
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Re: Murderer
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2013, 10:26:31 am »
I'm crying tears of pineapple.

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Re: Murderer
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2013, 05:02:33 pm »
What the hell.. How could he.. it's outrageous :\.. How could you people just sit there and not think of what feelings that melon had :(.
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Re: Murderer
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2013, 08:26:26 pm »
What the hell.. How could he.. it's outrageous :\.. How could you people just sit there and not think of what feelings that melon had :(.

Forget about the melon, think of the pineapple in the guys thighs!