[Francis]

Granted, although it'll have extra spicy chilli on it.
I wish for more than 24 hours in a day.

Granted, but you get 24 hours and 1 minute in a day.

I wish for level 126 in Rune Rebels.

[Dug]

Granted, but you'll be deprived of that level after 10 seconds.
I wish for cocking funt to stop making fun of me :\.

[Francis]

Granted, but you'll be deprived of that level after 10 seconds.
I wish for cocking funt to stop making fun of me :\.

Granted, but he will only stop for a short period of time.

I wish for a new Ipod Touch

[Dug]

Granted, but unfortunately the supplies sold you one that was actually dropped in a pile of shit.
I wish for a meal every single day....

[Sauke]

Granted, but unfortunately the supplies sold you one that was actually dropped in a pile of shit.
I wish for a meal every single day....

Granted, but everything you eat tastes delicious and smells like shit. Also, you have cancer.

I wish for nothing.

[Dug]

Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

[Sauke]

Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

Granted.
jkthatwonthappen

Edit: I wish to cure cancer.

[Francis]

Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

Granted.
jkthatwonthappen

Edit: I wish to cure cancer.

Granted, but there I'm not going to corrupt your wish because that's something I want.

I wish for pizza again.

[Dug]

Granted, but this time it'll be salivated with an old man's spit.
I wish for a brand new Dodge Charger.

[Digtron]

Granted, however you can only ride in the passenger seat around you block one time on the third tuesday of December .
I wish this was the last post in this thread. ⸖)

[HappyguyForum]

Granted, but it was only the last post for a short period of time.
I wish for a wish of my choice that can only be corrupted by myself.

[Myself]

Granted, but it was only the last post for a short period of time.
I wish for a wish of my choice that can only be corrupted by myself.

Granted, but you made a fatal error in your wording. I wish for the next poster to write a beautiful poem.

[Digtron]

Granted, but you don't get to see it.
I wish for Half Life episode 3.

[HappyguyForum]

Granted, but you don't get to see it.
I wish for Half Life episode 3.

granted, but it comes out the day after your death.
I wish for a hawt sugar momma

[Gaystings]

granted, but its your cousin.
I wish for a penguin.