Hello mortals,
I am Odin. Perhaps you've heard of me? Well I am Odin, King of Asgard, King of the Norse deities... I seek to become the most powerful Norse deity that has ever been. Any whom help me on this quest shall be rewarded with my friendship, those who do not help shall be smitten with bolts of thunder. Also beware of Loki, can't trust that one.
My quest to become the most powerful Norse deity led me here, to Runerebels. Perhaps I hit my head too hard since I fell off the rainbow bridge, perhaps not. Regardless of the perhaps-es, I am here now, and will remain for the time being. Those help me shall be rewarded with friendship and pixie dust, those who hinder me shall be smitten with bolts of thunder... Even though the bolts of thunder are on loan from Zeus... Anyways, I am here now.
P.S. Do not worry too much about me. I won't demand tributes. After all this is a past time of mine. Norse deities deserve something to do when they're not ruling Asgard, fighting frost giants, smiting the evil creatures of the many worlds, and also enjoying the spoils of such triumphs, and the other things we best not be too descriptive of.
(((If you didn't get a laugh you should read it until you do. I spent a good bit of time writing that!)))