[buttplug]

>be me
>get to chem class
>girl behind me says "hey why is your wallpaper rune rebels?"
>"omar is luv, omar is lyfe" I reply
>She scoffs and starts giggling
>meathead James overhears our brief convo
>comes up to me "so you're gay for omar?"
>knocks phone out out of my hand
>laughs and high fives Ryan
>pull a rune scimmy out of my pocket
>stand up and recite "De Mysteriis Domini Omar"
>take large bite out of rune scimmy
>phone starts shaking violently
>it emits this green haze, the stench of updates and coding fills the room
>teacher tries to run outside but cant because of unknown blitz error
>omar bursts out of my phone, roaring with rage
>gets James and rips his coding out with one thrust
>shoves it down his throat
>omar fixes a bug with his hand and spreads the update on his fist
>picks up the girl who laughed at me and updates her vagina
>the look on their eyes as it bursts out of her coding
>pushes teacher aside and stands in front of the podium
>"so class, what have we learned today??"
>"Omar is love; Omar is life."
>"just as I expected"
>omar returns to my phone, teach continues teachin




we love you omar, you da real mvp

[Famoo]

Hahahaha I read all of it, that's some good shit right there. Jaw literally dropped on the line ">picks up the girl who laughed at me and updates her vagina" LOL

#omarislove

[buttplug]

Hahahaha I read all of it, that's some good shit right there. Jaw literally dropped on the line ">picks up the girl who laughed at me and updates her vagina" LOL

#omarislove

Omar himself willed it, I was happy to oblige

[Galleta]

Omas is love; Omar is life.

[Brownay]

Loool, good shit.

[Muse]

yeah bwoiiiii