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يقتبس الشهيرة أوستينس
« on: November 26, 2013, 10:28:42 am »
Through the time of skype ive noted down some of Austing wierd fetishes.

"I would rather fuck a fish than a regular human being" -Austin
"I would rather cut of my thumbs than become a muslim" -Austin
"I would totally lick Hillary Clintons hairy balls for a 100 bucks" -Austin
"I would rather fuck a rock crab than wear a quest cape for a day" -Austin
"I would rather shit a pool ball, because i already sweat mayo" -Austin
"I'd rather fuck my mother then see her fucking someone else" -Austin
"I'd eat my own shit if it tasted like chocolate" -Austin
"I'd rather fart popcorn then telling people my best secret" -Austin
"I'd fuck a goat if nobody found out about it" -Austin
"I'd rather be a tranny than have 20$ on my bank account" -Austin

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« Last Edit: November 26, 2013, 06:33:05 pm by Petter »
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Re: يقتبس الشهيرة أوستينس
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 10:52:24 am »
The original G. Literally.